Butt Why? An ass-inine show about our cushiest asset

Sit your ass down and get comfy on that cushy, squishy, tushy!

You're going to learn about the BUTT. WHY? Because our bums unite us all, big and small, any age, any identity. We are going to enter the Church of Booty to worship our bodies, dive in deep to the backstory of the butt, and protest the unfair societal body standards that have held us captive in tight jeans for too long. Get a little wiggle and giggle with comedic storytelling, acrobatics & burlesque as we come together to talk about our silly, sexy, Booty-ful Bums. Get ready, because this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s! Please be advised: partial nudity & audience participation. 

By purchasing this ticket you are agreeing to all terms and conditions listed in The Neo-Futurists Health & Safety page which are available at https://neofuturists.org/health-safety/. This includes:

• mandatory mask-wearing while on premises
• foregoing attendance if you or a member of your household is experiencing COVID-19-like symptoms
• assuming all risks including risks related to exposure to COVID-19 at a live event